What Happened to Jim!?

            Jim was driving with his friends to Dave & Busters in Canada, but they encountered one major problem. They ran out of gas in the middle of the forest, surrounded by five inches of snow and loud, crazy Americans dancing around to Tupac and Two Chainz. Jim and his buddies were very upset because they wanted to go and watch the boring hockey game at the new renovated sports bar at Dave and Busters, but now they were stuck and did not know what to do. Jim's best friend, Todd, wanted to ask the group of  Americans twerking in the snow for help but his girlfriend would not allow him to do so. His girlfriend, Elena, was so intimidated by the Americans cool ways of living and their Tupac and Two Chainz loving ways that she did not want either of them to go talk to these native people. This meant that they would all be trapped inside of the car, without heat, in the freezing snow and below zero temperature.
           After about thirty minutes, Artayvion could not deal with these conditions any longer, so he decided to volunteer as tribute. Before he could even give it a second thought, he jumped out of the car and Elena locked the door behind him, and the Americans suddenly stopped dancing and looked at him dead on, almost simultaneously. Artayvion freaked out and tried to run back to the car, but it was too late, Elena would not let Jim or Todd allow him to get back in. After about one minute of him freaking out, he slowly turned around and faced the American people. They both stared at each other for a good three minutes until Artayvion told them, in a rush, how their car ran out of gas and they needed help. When they Americans saw how tense he was they burst out laughing and one of the guys in the group said, "Hey man, it's okay! Do not freak out, we do not bite dude! I am so sorry if our coolness is just way too much for you to handle, but it is okay, we can totally help you out."
When Artayvion heard this he let out the air he had been holding in, and responded, "Thanks...um, bro, dude, man, whatever it cool to say know-a-days. I appreciate all of your help and sympathy because you guys are totally way to cool for us Canadians-"
" Don't sweat it,"the guy interjected, "what would us Americans be if we were not helpful.
The group of Americans had the car up and running in no time, and while they were helping Artayvion, Elena, Todd, and Jim eventually got out of the car to mingle with the Americans. They all got close so fast, despite the Americans amazing differences from them, that they all decided to drive to Dave and Busters together. It was a tight fit in the car, but they made it to their destination and the American girls gave Elena some tips on how to be more amazing, and the American guys gave Jim, Todd, and Artayvion some tips on how to be cool, while they were eating and playing games. The first tip to the guys was: NEVER watch hockey for fun! Either watch basketball, baseball, lacrosse, or football. The first tip to Elena was: Do not put on so much makeup, show your inner beauty! There is no need for Canadian women to be so artificial. After this bizarre day of rescuing, in various forms, the Americans went back to the home land and none of them stayed in touch, which was good because Elena, Todd, Jim, and Artayvion did not make use of any of the tips they were given. At the end of they day, the Americans stayed cool and the Canadians stayed dorks.

                                                     THE END


Author's Note: "I do not mean to impose any harm or give any discrimination by this story. I was just trying to make it a light-hearted and funny story. I personally do not have anything against Canadians or Americans."